Textbook agency w*nk

Found a cracking little website devoted to the kind of pap and tosh that brand agencies spout to differentiate themselves from the competitors: http://agencywank.tumblr.com/

Most of them are best read in the voice of Brian Griffin.

"Idea Department? Never heard of it. Around here, ideas are everywhere."

At which point Stewie would say "Brian? Brian? I'm going to go right ahead and this, okay, right off the bat... That trite quip you made- that hackneyed chestnut- made you sound like a giant douche."